Be like Bob (verbatim, natch)

Bob gets girls,
Bob gets promotions at work,
Bob gets the respect he deserves.
You want to know Bob's secret?
He has a big dick.

and the vials

Smack at his feet,
raising a cloud of white dust.

He was later—
told him that "that redhead" at first
didn't seem to understand what,
really taken.

A beating:
the top buckles had melted,
and the vials